WARPED HUMOR, GENERAL MAYHEM, AND A SIX-FOOT-TALL VIEW OF LIFE FROM AUTHOR SHIRLEY BAHLMANN
Monday, January 30, 2012
Skinny Carolyn's Diet Advice
Bracelet news: I got to take one off! I chose the tightest one... it must have been meant for a littler girl than me! The bangley-jangley ones are still annoying me to PUT DOWN THAT CANDY BAR! My little sister Carolyn has no such qualms. She eats chocolate ice cream. She used to be heavier than she is now. She's lost weight and had to get new pants... skinnier ones. So I asked her what I need to do to lose weight, too. "Eat chocolate," she said, "then exercise." Is that diet advice that you could follow?
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