Decorating Irony

What did you get for Christmas?

More stuff?

(Ooo, pick me, pick me!) This plaque can help clutter your home as it encourages you to simplify your life!

And then there are potentially cluttery activities. What about plain old nail polish?

No.

My little sister Carolyn wanted PINEAPPLES on her fingers!

(Well, okay, maybe sometimes it's worth the time to do something extra. They did turn out kind of cute.)

Here's the pineapple girl herself. And if she brings that thing home, she's going to have to cut it up! 

I'm more of an Open-The-Can-Of-Pineapple girl myself.

What do you like to do/have/spend time on that's worth the clutter?

Sweet Little Bunnies

I saw the strangest ad tacked up on the community bulletin board at our local grocery store. On a lined sheet of notebook paper torn from a three-ring binder were soft blue letters proclaiming, "Little bunnies, $3.00 each, 555-1093" Then, in black words scattered among the blue was written, "cuddle" "eat" "whatever."