WHAT IS THAT?

I found this mysterious photo on my phone.

I don't remember taking it.

Is that a giant finger?

Or a glazed loaf of bread?

Some kind of fat worm?

Or a wrinkly bald head?

Whatever it is, it was probably taken by mistake (or by mysterious forces) and to this author's mind, looks worthy of writing something spooky or wonder-inspiring.

What does it bring up in YOUR imagination?

The Smiley Band Got Camera Shy

by Shirley Bahlmann
My smiley wristband is gone. It didn't die a natural death, either. It slipped away when Channel 14 KJAZZ came to film me in my native element for an October 24 TV spot. It was the segment where the camera guy suggested a close-up shot of me reaching my hand into the Manti Library History cabinet to pull out an old book. The smiley band stared up at me in horror, it's plastic-y yellow smiley faces wrinkled with age and fear. "Let me gooooo!" it wailed.
So I did. Out of the kindness of my heart, I ripped that little fellow free.
If you watch the TV segment this Friday, October 24 at 8:00 a.m., you'll see him on my wrist when I'm telling stories to the children. But by the time we get to the research phase... the little fellow's gone to a better place.