WARPED HUMOR, GENERAL MAYHEM, AND A SIX-FOOT-TALL VIEW OF LIFE FROM AUTHOR SHIRLEY BAHLMANN
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Sign Fails
Thursday, September 17, 2020
Weird Shirt
When someone told me they could never find anything to wear at a thrift store, I thought it was an odd statement. All you have to do is spend enough time and be willing to make repeat visits to stock your wardrobe.
But then I found this weird shirt. If this is what she saw, then I can imagine why she'd hurry out of the store that didn't carry her style.
It's hard to even take a picture of it to show its real strangeness. It's a short sleeved t-shirt with two long sleeves sticking out of the front at about waist level.
What's that all about? Is it some kind of t-shirt baby carrier where you put the baby's legs in the long sleeves and carry the child against your tummy?
Or are you supposed to wrap the long sleeve parts around your waist and tie them in the back? Or in the front?
Or was it made for someone who has four arms?
What do you think it's for?
Monday, September 7, 2020
Ran Out Of Paint
Carolyn Takes On Chopsticks!
When we went to an Oriental restaurant, Carolyn asked what the chopsticks were for. When I told her, she was determined to eat with them. I ...

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