Shark Feet

When Carolyn and I were in the store, we saw some slippers that we couldn't believe.

Then Carolyn got too close...

...and the slippers caught up to her!

Ahhhhh!

Shark bites!

It looks like they're smiling. What could it hurt to go closer?

Would you enjoy sticking your feet into these mouths? 

Or do you prefer a more subtle kind of footwear?

Lemon? Banana? Spaghetti Squash?

I found some pretty fancy footwear in the thrift store. It was so fancy, I couldn't tell what it was.

 Are these supposed to be lemons? Bananas? Spaghetti Squashes? (Is there some yellow thing I'm missing? Maybe they're magic wish slippers.)

Do you wear slippers? 

Would you wear these?