I saw a guy...I think it was a guy...walking into the store.
Did he think it was a movie theater?
Was he reenacting a Star Wars character?
Was he playing an April Fool's joke on someone?
What would it take for you to go out in public like this?
I like to wear a sweater when it's cold. (Usually two. And a coat.) I've seen dog sweaters. I've seen tea cozies. But I...