I'm currently taking a break from eating eggs, the evil tricksters, acting as if they are innocently sitting in their individual little holders, comfortable as can be, until you try to TAKE ONE OUT!
Then they rebel in the messiest way possible, clinging to the carton as if their little lives depended on it, the top part of the shell crumbling in the hopeful eater's fingers.
Those stubborn eggs fight back even though they are no longer viable after being refrigerated for so long.
Why? Are they haunted by the chicks-that-could-have-been?
Do you like eggs? What's your favorite way to eat them?