I wasn't there at the scene of the shopping crime. I showed up after the fact, but the evidence is pretty compelling.
Look for yourself:
Some innocent shopper with a limited budget was doing his or her best to buy something that could fall into the "healthy" category. Peas.
Fried, salted peas.
(They're still peas.)
But then, while looking for quasi-healthy avocado dip for their crisp peas, they made a wrong turn down the (dun-dun-dun) BUNNY AISLE!
Well, what else could they do but drop the peas and pick up a chocolate rabbit?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?