My Body Fell Off... (yours can, too!)

I can personally vouch for the talent of author BJ Rowley, having read most of his masterfully written books. NOW YOU CAN DISCOVER THIS ENTERTAINING AUTHOR FOR YOURSELF! For 5 days only, STARTING TODAY, FRIDAY THE 13th, the first ever "Light Traveler Series" book is yours on Kindle at no cost! (HOW does he DO it?)
Just go here to get yours: MY BODY FELL OFF!
THIS IS NO NAMBY-PAMBY, hold-your handy book. It was actually pulled from shelves after a reader complaint, so it's also one of those famous banned books that you can now SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ABOUT! Download yours now, before it's gone! MY BODY FELL OFF!
A Breathtaking Out-of-Body Adventure That Will Have You Sitting on the Edge of Your Chair!
          Imagine going to bed one night and suddenly finding yourself floating around on the ceiling—looking down at your own sleeping body!
          Imagine being able to leave your body anytime you want, and passing invisible through walls and doors—and even people!
          Imagine transporting yourself to your friends houses in the blink of an eye without them even knowing! Or floating right into movies and concerts for free! Or enjoying the Super Bowl on the fifty yard line—right behind the quarterback!!
          Then, imagine finding yourself inadvertently and invisibly witnessing a top secret meeting of some of the most dangerous criminals of our time as they hatch a multi-million dollar conspiracy involving blackmail, kidnapping, and murder!
         Last chance... download it now, read it later...you know you want to, so click here! MY BODY FELL OFF!
         Have a good day, a happy day, a free reading day!