Cheese Boorger

Do you remember learning how to spell?

I remember some of it, and none of it made much sense. The English language has so many exceptions to rules that perhaps the rules should be thrown out altogether.

I mean, who DECIDES that "gh" is pronounced with an "f" sound, an "oo," or is completely silent?

 So it's no wonder that the person who wrote their favorite dish and posted it on the 5 Guys Burgers and Fries bulletin board failed to follow the dictionary guidelines.

It must have made sense to the hungry author, but it looks like something else to me, so whoever wrote this can keep it all to themselves.

Do you like boorgers?