Monday, March 19, 2018

Hall Passes Required

When I visited my son's church, I was surprised when Bob pointed out the following message at the bottom of the program:
When we saw our 11-year-old granddaughter in the hall during class time, we asked her where her pass was. 
She looked thoroughly confused.
So we showed her the notice.
She said, "I've never heard of that before."
So what's behind the message on the program? Do the church leaders have a sense of humor?
Or is it the person who types the programs, rubbing hands and snickering with glee as said Program Person comes up with random bottom-of-page announcements each week?
Perhaps they'll be, "Be kind to animals: kiss a frog," "Give thanks through breakdancing," or "Bare feet rule: if God wanted shoes on our feet we'd be born with them." 
What's YOUR random announcement?"

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