Do you want to blend in with alley cats? Then a Cat Hat is right for you. (Not a cat IN the hat... just a Cat Hat.)If you happen to be more into food than felines, the ice cream hat just might be your ticket to warm and woolly paradise. (Just don't wear it in a park filled with small children. You may not make it out with all your hair.)
If you have to wear a hat, you might as well enjoy it.