When I was at the cemetery, I saw a bird on a headstone. I thought he looked rather picturesque standing there, so I took his picture.
Then I saw another headstone just a little way off with a topper on it. I had the sudden thought that the bird had decided to be a topper, too, and it was certainly a better topper than the other one made of stone.
I think that I'll order a bird for my headstone. (I want a saxophone, too, by the way. Are you taking notes, sons?)
What do you want on yours?