WARPED HUMOR, GENERAL MAYHEM, AND A SIX-FOOT-TALL VIEW OF LIFE FROM AUTHOR SHIRLEY BAHLMANN
Sunday, March 28, 2021
Planting People
Sunday, March 21, 2021
Kick a Cute Face
Sunday, March 14, 2021
Sudoku Shirley
Monday, March 8, 2021
Shirley Style
I try to do things efficiently, I really do. As old as I am, it seems that I need more practice in several areas.
THIS IS HOW I MAKE SMOOTHIES
I'd like to say it won't ever happen again, but this is Shirley we're talking about.
THIS IS HOW I SEW
I've been sewing since I got a miniature sewing machine as a 10-year-old. The mittens I made (out of cotton material, mind you) didn't fit, because I traced around my hand without knowing I had to cut bigger than that for a seam allowance.
If you've never sewed, you may not know about thread, or that the little tail of thread hanging from the right side of the spool is NOT supposed to be there, and spells potential disaster.
Most thread I've used comes wound on a spool, then the end is pulled through a tight cut in the edge of said plastic spool and glued down by a sticky circle with manufacturer's information stamped on it.
I've managed to get the end of the thread free on many occasions, but last week, it wouldn't come loose, so I finally cut the edge of the spool with scissors to release the thread end, but managed to cut through two strings of thread instead of just releasing the one I was after. (There was ANOTHER tail initially, making three potential candidates for threading through my needle, but it seems to have been subdued by my refusal to throw the spool away.)
Extra ends, dear reader, means that the threads can twist around each other and TANGLE.
I'm sewing anyway, since I hate to waste all that lovely thread. I'm just waiting for it to work its way to the other thread end, interested to see what might happen then.
Life's an adventure.
THIS IS HOW I DO LAUNDRY
I've done laundry for decades, yet when I washed a load of whites, and threw in a faded old jeans jacket that had been washed many times before, the result was half blue, half white clothes.
For one thing, how could the old, nearly white jeans jacket have enough dye left to turn clothes so blue?
For the second thing, how come only the silky things turned blue, and the cotton-y things stayed WHITE?
It's a mystery to me.
Do your tasks behave when you do them?
In other words, is your life under complete, useful control?
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Captive Cabbage!
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We were hurrying to get to the publisher to pick up some books before visiting family for Christmas. I was sitting in the car, waiting for m...
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by Shirley Bahlmann My son, Bron, and I went to Santaquin to watch a master in action... J. Scott Savage regaled the children of C.S. Lewis ...
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Welcome to the October Blog Hop, where you can visit new blogs, enter to win prizes, and have a great time! At the bottom of this post, yo...