Why I was Scared to Go To Bed

One day I walked into my bedroom and nearly had a heart attack, because this is what I saw:

My husband, Bob, put the cougar there, but he didn't do it to scare me. Collecting and displaying animals parts is one of his interests, and when he brought the cougar home, he just put it in a convenient place: the bed. 

I find this situation comparable to a painter painting a park bench. If someone sits on the wet paint, is it the painter's fault? 

Scariest Sheriff I've Ever Seen

Driving through a small tourist town in Utah, Michael stopped the truck so we could check out this sheriff's car parked at the side of the road. What we saw through the window is the stuff of nightmares.

He never sleeps. He never blinks. He never even takes potty breaks. He simply sits and glares at passing cars through his dark glasses, daring them to break the law.

He has no legs, but he gets the job done.

Would you ever want to meet this rubber-faced cop?

Who is this Man?

Can you guess this guy's name?

If you said "Superman," you'd be wrong.

If you said, "Clark," you'd be right!

His parents really named him Clark. Did they have a premonition, or what?

(And he doesn't have to think very hard about what to be for Halloween, either!)

Big Dog, Little Dog

Big dog and little dog lived next door to each other.

Guess which one lives where?

;o)